12/10/2025

By Gaillard Welsby

Where else can you find closeted homosexuals but at the RNC?

Well, you can find openly homosexuals at the DNC, but that’s a far different crowd. Hell, to those who are in the know, that’s a who’s who of all things gay. Democrats don’t even deny it. Why bother?

We’re talking about closeted homosexuals, people; the kind who prefer to deny, deny, deny, until they’re so pent up with rage and…other things…that they eventually explode from the rage and…other things.

To the homosexual community, there’s nothing wrong with a bit of closetry. I mean honestly, many of us homos love closets, you can kiss in them, play dress up, all kinds of fun things. But we’re not talking a lavish closet fit for a queen here; we’re talking about closets of abstract sexual desire; prisons of sin and seduction. To the Christian crowd, that’s exactly what the closet represents, sin. And therein lies the problem, sweetie.

Denying your homosexuality is one thing, but to be so gay while being entirely hypocritical is another. Take Benny Johnson for example, a man’s man podcaster with a well-manicured and clean-shaven face who loves nothing more than posting pictures of his children, over, and over, and over, almost as if he’s trying to remind himself of what he has to be. That way, he won’t give in to what he wants to be. Which is gay.

It wouldn’t be so bad if this was the only example. But no, the rightwing of American politics is filled to the brim with closeted homosexuals. Again, this wouldn’t be so bad, except that nearly all of them are against all forms of sexuality. Take Robert Bauman, a representative from Maryland, a staunch conservative who often criticized the state of morality here in the good ol’ US of A.

A founding member of several conservative activist groups, including the Young Americans for Freedom (YAF) and the American Conservative Union (ACU), Bauman was also known for his exceptional knowledge of parliamentary procedure and was considered a rising star in the Republican Party in the late 1970s.
That is, until he solicted sex from a 16 yr old boy.
Joh Hinson of Mississppi, in 1981, was outed after his arrest on the charge of oral sodomy.
Steve Gunderson of Wisconsin was outed on the House floor in 1994, becoming the first openly gay Republican to be re-elected.
Jim Kolbe, Mark Foley, Aaron Schock, Ken Mehlman, all of these men feigned staunch, straight conservative values, while in secret, being entirely gay.

And again, that wouldn’t be a problem. That wouldn’t be so bad. Except that conservatism openly and defiantly has stood against the rights of homosexuals to love, marry, and adopt children, since well before I was even born.

This isn’t a gay-bashing article. This is a line in the sand that comes with many questions.

Like, why are you so against what you know you are?

Or, why not try to change things from your position of power?

And also, go f*** yourself. You think you’re better than me?

Sorry, that was the diva in me coming out. But see, I’m allowed to let the diva out. I’m allowed to be who I am. Because I’m a democrat. And sure, there are those chosen few Democrats who may be against me in secret. But openly, they keep the values of acceptance and prosperity for all, be they gay, white, black, Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these…

My point is, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being your bold, beautiful, gay self; the same there’s nothing wrong with being straight, or trans, or any number of human conditions.

My point is that I am allowed to be who I am.

So, why do you support a party, and worse still, support a poltical movement that denounces who you are at the outset? I mean, Republicans have made it abundantly clear, ‘No homo here.’ And that doesn’t mean that you cannot be homosexual, it means you need to deny, denounce, and deride homosexuals, and all forms of sexuality that aren’t explictly straight.

In conclusion, here is another list of homsexually predatory things Republicans and staunch “conservatives” have done just in recent memory.

In the workplace of Steven Crowder’s podcast, Louder with Crowder, allegations from former male employees claim Steven exposed himself to them. Which is curious, because in Steven’s own paraphrased word, gay men are “definitely more predatory in nature as far as recruiting,” adding “You need to understand the risk, particularly with young boys, in your household as it comes from this community”

Which begs the question, “How would you know, Steven?”

The aforementioned Benny Johnson was accussed of “sleeping with boys” at a Student Action Summit hosted by Turning Point USA. Worse, he was accussed by Milo Yiannapoulos. Worse still, he was seen on his podcast complaining about personalized ads on his web browser which featured a ‘gay cruise’.

Alex Jones was spotted with ‘Naught Tbabe Marissa’ on his phone. The T stands for Trans in case you didn’t know.

Internet sleuths discovered Nick Fuentes was also watching trans porn.

I could go on, and on, and on.

The point remains. We don’t have a problem with homosexuality, or transitioning, or any number of things here on the left. What we have, here in the USA, is an of hypocrisy.

Tiny, gay, or at least bi-curious men are trying to tell us what ‘real’ mean are supposed to be, while in silence, they’re the gayest of us all. All I ask is that they stop legislating against themselves and everyone else who wants to live peaceful, free lives. All I ask, is that they step out of the closet.

It might just make the world a better place.